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Our Self-Proclaimed Voice of Global Warming to the World’s Office
I can’t count the number of dead trees strewn all over that desk. Nor do I understand why someone who believes human urbanizing and deforesting is adding to the demise of the world would use a paper sketch pad over a reusable whiteboard. But hey, at least when we all save electricity, more can be provided for Al’s three monstrous monitors and LCD television he’s not watching but leaves running in the background…
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Our Self-Proclaimed Voice of Global Warming to the World’s Office

I can’t count the number of dead trees strewn all over that desk. Nor do I understand why someone who believes human urbanizing and deforesting is adding to the demise of the world would use a paper sketch pad over a reusable whiteboard. But hey, at least when we all save electricity, more can be provided for Al’s three monstrous monitors and LCD television he’s not watching but leaves running in the background…

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I have been Michael’s number two guy for about 5 years, and we make a great team. We’re like one of those classic famous teams. He’s like Mozart and I’m like… Mozart’s friend. No. I’m like Butch Cassidy and Michael is like…Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart, you’re gonna get a bullet in the head, courtesy of Butch Cassidy.

Dwight Schrute (Rainn Wilson) from NBC’s The Office

One of the funniest shows on television…if you don’t agree with me, the terrorists have won.