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The Funniest 5 Minutes of Television in Years

Maybe because it was late night, but I was brought to tears while watching this last night. Seriously will go down as one of the funniest moments in television history.

It starts off nice, Conan keeps commenting on why this guy thought is would be fun to have an animal he’s very scared of something going wrong with on the show. Moves on to a Bobcat and Conan is still able to hit comedy gold. Then on to the snake, where the tears start falling.

Moments like this is why we’ve been waiting too long to have a real, fun, Carson-esque host back on the Tonight Show.

I have been Michael’s number two guy for about 5 years, and we make a great team. We’re like one of those classic famous teams. He’s like Mozart and I’m like… Mozart’s friend. No. I’m like Butch Cassidy and Michael is like…Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart, you’re gonna get a bullet in the head, courtesy of Butch Cassidy.

— Dwight Schrute (Rainn Wilson) from NBC’s The Office

One of the funniest shows on television…if you don’t agree with me, the terrorists have won.