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Solipskier

Reminds me of Canabalt. Amazing how fun simple games can be. Eagerly waiting for the Android port.

The movie combo game

benjaminsaunders:

lonelysandwich:

bullshit:

ilikemax:

mercurypdx:

nickdouglas:

  1. I describe a film plot based on two movies.
  2. You tell me the combined title.

For example: Plot: suburban family gets mad at a hairy mountain-beast for satirizing them in his roman-a-clef.

Title: Deconstructing Harry and the Hendersons.

So reblog or comment with an answer to the following, but ONLY if you write your own too.

Plot: A conman accidentally teaches an Austrian family about the joys of song. But soon after they form a marching band and perform to a wildly appreciative audience, they’re forced to flee the country.

The Sound of Music Man?

PLOT: A newly engaged couple, whoose car breaks down in an isolated area, come upon a strange residence where they seek aid from a nerdish florist and his giant man-eating plant who demands to be fed.

Answer: Little shop of Rocky Horror Picture show

My post: Two pot smoking half-wits from New Jersey travel back in time to stop hollywood from making a movie about their comic book character personas.

Answer: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back to the Future

New plot: A delusional young man buys a life-size sex doll over the Internet, and falls in love with her. The family intervenes by sending the doll to a mental institution after an apparent suicide attempt, where she befriends the other patients and battles her personal demons.

Answer: Lars and the Real Girl, Interrupted

This is fun. New movie combo: A mentally unstable Vietnam vet begins a one-man war with the police force in a small town in Sierra Leone to recover a rare pink diamond. Also, he wears a red headband and blows shit up.

Answer: First Blood Diamond

A firefighter attends a Pittsburgh hockey game and fights terrorists who plan to kill the vice president. He successfully plays goalie. Meanwhile, zombies with a flesh-eating virus attack a bunch of losers and a woman with a machine-gun leg.

Answer: Sudden Death Proof

New Plot: A man is forced to watch terrible movies with a couple robot companions who, with the help of a very small army, defend his country from the evil Persian emperor Xerxes.  Ultimately to their death.