Trae is an Engineer, Lover, Amateur Cyclist, and Social Titan (well at least a Demigod) from Texas. He is also often found exaggerating any information about himself, but can you blame him?

Trae vents his mind here at the Blogazine and his mini-blog, as well as chronicles his fight to lose weight on his bicycle at Breaking the Bike. Follow all of Trae's activity or shoot him a . He loves you...
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Shameless self promotion I know, but this dude’s face it funny!
breakingthebike:

Ah the joys of cycling… I’ve been chuckling at this guys face for a good part of my morning.
(via cycling)

Shameless self promotion I know, but this dude’s face it funny!

breakingthebike:

Ah the joys of cycling… I’ve been chuckling at this guys face for a good part of my morning.

(via cycling)

When I was five my grandfather came up to me and said, “When I was your age, I was six,” and then he cackled madly and threw a spoon against the window. He was a strange man.
Steven Wright
This little puppy is crazy cute.
via i.imgur.com

This little puppy is crazy cute.

via i.imgur.com

Very nice…
(via fuckyeahalbuquerque)

Very nice…

(via fuckyeahalbuquerque)

Holy Cow! Police Stiletto heels. hehe
3D Stiletto Police by Tim Cooper » Yanko Design

Holy Cow! Police Stiletto heels. hehe

3D Stiletto Police by Tim Cooper » Yanko Design

Mother of God
via i.imgur.com

Mother of God

via i.imgur.com

The Sex Offender Shuffle!

We’re not here to cause no trouble…

Because it’s funny that’s why!

Real men don’t use can openers. Looks like a lot of work for a can of tuna…
/by There, I Fixed It

Real men don’t use can openers. Looks like a lot of work for a can of tuna…

/by There, I Fixed It

This makes me laugh because if I used it for my name it would be:

T as in tao (pronounced dao), (I also like T as in tea, or T as in thought)
R as in R.I.A.A.
A as in affect
E as in effect

Not sure I understand the joke behind ‘y as in booger’…anyone want to help me out there?
pwinn:

My favorite is ‘y as in booger,’ but I appreciate the near-homynyms for A/E and M/P as well.
ragbag:

whiskey tango foxtrot
for kicks: the next time that you are making reservations over the phone with a maître d’, why not use the unhelpful phonetic alphabet to spell your name? as my former accordion instructor points out, “efficiency is the enemy of serendipity.”

This makes me laugh because if I used it for my name it would be:

  • T as in tao (pronounced dao), (I also like T as in tea, or T as in thought)
  • R as in R.I.A.A.
  • A as in affect
  • E as in effect

Not sure I understand the joke behind ‘y as in booger’…anyone want to help me out there?

pwinn:

My favorite is ‘y as in booger,’ but I appreciate the near-homynyms for A/E and M/P as well.

ragbag:

whiskey tango foxtrot

for kicks: the next time that you are making reservations over the phone with a maître d’, why not use the unhelpful phonetic alphabet to spell your name? as my former accordion instructor points out, “efficiency is the enemy of serendipity.”

You’re going to love my nuts!
legos:

lotusmodern:

Lego Slap Chop!

Lego infomercial.

You’re going to love my nuts!

legos:

lotusmodern:

Lego Slap Chop!

Lego infomercial.