One of my Favorite Movie Lines (Snatch)
- Bullet Tooth Tony: Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-dodger?
- Avi: Why do they call him the bullet-dodger?
- Bullet Tooth Tony: 'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi!
I Love Legos!
This is the best cover in the history of man…Oak Ridge Boyz next cover is The Killer’s - Mr. Brightside (this would be true only in utopian existance…sad).
Seven Nation Army - The Oak Ridge Boys
originally by The White Stripes
(posted by sometimesagreatnotion)Yes, those Oak Ridge Boys. Yes, I’m as confused by this as you are.
Why does Amsterdam have all the fun? I see a few of these crazy Smart Cars driving around Dallas and picking one up and moving it sounds extremely exciting…love it.
- I describe a film plot based on two movies.
- You tell me the combined title.
For example: Plot: suburban family gets mad at a hairy mountain-beast for satirizing them in his roman-a-clef.
Title: Deconstructing Harry and the Hendersons.
So reblog or comment with an answer to the following, but ONLY if you write your own too.
Plot: A conman accidentally teaches an Austrian family about the joys of song. But soon after they form a marching band and perform to a wildly appreciative audience, they’re forced to flee the country.
The Sound of Music Man?
PLOT: A newly engaged couple, whoose car breaks down in an isolated area, come upon a strange residence where they seek aid from a nerdish florist and his giant man-eating plant who demands to be fed.
Answer: Little shop of Rocky Horror Picture show
My post: Two pot smoking half-wits from New Jersey travel back in time to stop hollywood from making a movie about their comic book character personas.
Answer: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back to the Future
New plot: A delusional young man buys a life-size sex doll over the Internet, and falls in love with her. The family intervenes by sending the doll to a mental institution after an apparent suicide attempt, where she befriends the other patients and battles her personal demons.
Answer: Lars and the Real Girl, Interrupted
This is fun. New movie combo: A mentally unstable Vietnam vet begins a one-man war with the police force in a small town in Sierra Leone to recover a rare pink diamond. Also, he wears a red headband and blows shit up.
Answer: First Blood Diamond
A firefighter attends a Pittsburgh hockey game and fights terrorists who plan to kill the vice president. He successfully plays goalie. Meanwhile, zombies with a flesh-eating virus attack a bunch of losers and a woman with a machine-gun leg.
Answer: Sudden Death Proof
New Plot: A man is forced to watch terrible movies with a couple robot companions who, with the help of a very small army, defend his country from the evil Persian emperor Xerxes. Ultimately to their death.
