Conversation About Birds with My Lovely Wife

  • Wife: I set out a bird feeder this afternoon. Had one customer.
  • Me: Give it time, I don't know how to enter the wild world of bird advertising, otherwise I'd help.
  • Wife: I know it's hard. Saw a grackle, but not around the feeder.
  • Me: Grackles serve no purpose, what-so-ever.
  • Wife: I'm sure they serve some purpo---
  • Me: To poop on my car at an intersection...that's their purpose.
  • Wife: Wooh!!