Conversation About Birds with My Lovely Wife
- Wife: I set out a bird feeder this afternoon. Had one customer.
- Me: Give it time, I don't know how to enter the wild world of bird advertising, otherwise I'd help.
- Wife: I know it's hard. Saw a grackle, but not around the feeder.
- Me: Grackles serve no purpose, what-so-ever.
- Wife: I'm sure they serve some purpo---
- Me: To poop on my car at an intersection...that's their purpose.
- Wife: Wooh!!

